One Nation, Going Cheap

I remember the outrage from some quarters when Mrs T started privatising state owned money pits. Selling the family silver they called it, selling our heritage. Shocking. Dear Leader however, was planning to sell the entire country so say our sources at An Englishmans Castle. If Pension Snatcher Brown agreed to Euro membership he was allegedly willing to step down. Despite his strong personal belief that all our property is actually his, this move was too much even for the man who out pillaged the Vikings.