What to do with the Plonk

I could have got rid of a reasonable amount of it, but they rejected my offer and are to open a tender.

THE European Union has opened a tender to sell off unwanted wine lakes in France to be used in industrial products.

So the next time you are cleaning your engine with industrial solvent, just think it could have started life as a bottle of wine. In a completely unrelated piece of news:

Tax on alcohol should rise to reduce binge drinking among teenagers, Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt has said.

Joined up Government anyone?