Waiter, There’s Water in my Wine

Its bad enough when they serve Amburger to our Chil dren. Now they want to put water in our Wine???

Some European Union lawmakers are fuming over a new U.S. wine-trade agreement, saying they're being force-fed such New World innovations as subbing wood chips for barrel aging or even, quelle horreur, adding water.

We can’t have the great unwashed of Europe, especially those uncultured Brits, buying wine from the new world now can we?