Solution to Corruption and Waste

The European Parliament has come up with a sure fire solution to the stories of corruption and waste in the organisation. Ban Journalists.

Irked by harsh news coverage of legislative perquisites, the European Parliament's leadership has quietly proposed tough restrictions to bar the photographing or filming of members when they are not involved in official duties at the institution's sprawling headquarters.

Of course filling in fraudulent attendance does not count as official duties.

Journalists who violate the regulations could be banned from the Parliament's public buildings for six months to two years

That should do the trick.