Its All India's Fault

These poor countries, since they became independent, they have consistently failed to show the right degree of reverence to Bwana. Don't they know that we are still in charge. They should listen to Mandy.

Europe's trade chief insisted on Tuesday it was time for big developing countries such as Brazil and India to make concessions to unlock global trade talks that are just over a month from a deadline.

They should ignore the fact that we are not playing by the rules and doff their caps in respect to us. We refuse to make concessions, because we are arrogant. Not that giving your citizens the chance to buy cheaper goods can be in any way considered a concession, of course.