EU Takes a Swing at Golf

Economic stagnation, unemployment, racial tensions: Our leaders must have difficulty sleeping. Then of course there are the even bigger priorities like golf for example.

Golf clubs within the European Union must treat men and women equally or face prosecution from December 2007, the European Commission said on Thursday.

Thank God they were onto that one, that could have caused the collapse of civilisation as we know it. Of course, the decline of agriculture and the growth of golf, means that in the future golf courses will cover most of our countryside. Get set for a Common Golf Policy.