Tony the Killer

In a move that shows that Our Dear Leader has more skills than we thought possible, it appears that he is a Special Forces Operative.

Tony Blair was on a collision course with fellow European leaders last night over Government plans to kill off the EU constitution.

Unconfirmed reports said he was going to take it into the woods and shoot it. Aparently, The Countryside Alliance offered to do the deed for him. Surely Tony should realise that under the terms of the constitution The Right to Life is sacrosanct. For this reason we will never be able to actually do the deed. Unless of course we decide that as a yet unborn treaty, it would count as Abortion and not Capital Punishment.